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Old Oct 01, 2009, 11:44 AM // 11:44   #3181
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Never.

Have you?
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Old Oct 01, 2009, 12:18 PM // 12:18   #3182
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No.

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
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Old Oct 01, 2009, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #3183
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The bigger the candy bar, the bigger the guilt. Fun Size tricks you into thinking you're eating less, hence it's more fun. But after you've chomped through a half dozen of those...well...

Do you believe in the Great Pumpkin?
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Old Oct 01, 2009, 02:26 PM // 14:26   #3184
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I sit out with Linus every year, just waiting.

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?
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Old Oct 01, 2009, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #3185
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Because they can't go on the toilet, and thus will make the neighbourhood smell like, well you know what.

why do genies hide in a frickin lamp?
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Old Oct 01, 2009, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #3186
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Because they can.

Does your carpet fly at all?
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Old Oct 01, 2009, 08:16 PM // 20:16   #3187
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I had a few on waxed floors that seemed to.

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 06:07 AM // 06:07   #3188
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served.

why does google get so many views each day?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 07:05 AM // 07:05   #3189
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because most people don't realise their search bar is actually directly connected to google, or some brave people are trying to break the internet.

why do people insist on defending shadow form?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 08:44 AM // 08:44   #3190
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because they are lazy.

Do you like grapefruits?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #3191
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I like grapes...I like fruit...but not grapefruit.

Catch anything?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #3192
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a cold

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 05:42 PM // 17:42   #3193
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ask the people would made the word (romans?? )


its from Latin, right?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 06:08 PM // 18:08   #3194
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Greek.

Who doesn't like Greek diners?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 06:09 PM // 18:09   #3195
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I think you are correct.

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
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the same thing that happens when you divide by zero

what the hell am i doin here ????
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 10:14 PM // 22:14   #3197
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You tell us. You're the one that chose to participate in this utterly absurd and ridiculously childish topic.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE!??!?!?!?!?!?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 11:24 PM // 23:24   #3198
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You're being bored.

Why are you so bored?
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Old Oct 02, 2009, 11:44 PM // 23:44   #3199
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if they are smart they do, and what about old people remark, lol

Do young people never think they will get old? (I did)
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Old Oct 03, 2009, 09:26 AM // 09:26   #3200
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yes young people believe they will always be young. (thought you would trick me didnt you).


If the olympics had been in chicago in 2016 would you have gone to them?
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